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Post by Mark on Jun 9, 2010 19:30:59 GMT -5
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Post by Roadhog on Jun 9, 2010 20:35:00 GMT -5
I'd climb Mt. Shania relentlessly, if I just knew how to get to the base camp. I was just telling Fredog, I've been stepping up my phone calls to her. When I'm not posting here, I'm usually hitting the redial button to Shania. Just the other day, she answered the phone and it totally caught me off guard. That spooked me, and I hung up right away. Well, other than that, I spend the rest of my time dreaming of soapy showers with that lovely minx, or coming here to see if any of you hosers will fix me up with your wife's succulent single friend....or at least Megan Fox.
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Post by Roadhog on Jun 9, 2010 21:03:53 GMT -5
Oh, by the way, I really need you guys to be leaning on Shania to call me back. I have a brain implant. (long story, I'm down to just a few brain cells) I rigged up my phone through my brain implant to call Shania by the hour, but I can't find any memory space, that isn't taken up with pinning for Anne Hathaway, Kate Beckinsale, Adriana Lima, Scarlett Johansson, Milla Jovovich, Kristen Kreuk, Lucy Liu, Maria Menounos, or a Rebecca Romijn-(me)-Shakira sammich... ...or this dream I have of Salma Hayek stopping over for Mojitos and a pillow fight with Kiera Knightly.
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Post by Roadhog on Jun 11, 2010 8:46:10 GMT -5
Hogs brain implant......
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Post by Mark on Jun 11, 2010 20:19:43 GMT -5
LMFAO!!! Good one!!
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Post by Roadhog on Jul 12, 2010 15:04:29 GMT -5
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